fuh-uh-uh-nee.

I am posting here what Sarcastic Lutheran posted the other day. Cause it "cracks" me up. Sheesh – if you don’t read her – do. Ugh – she is funny.

This is a quote from George Carlin’s list of "new rules"….I understand this lacks generosity and is unkind, but funny is funny.

"New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn’t make you spiritual. It’s right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "Beef with Broccoli". The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren’t pregnant. You’re not spiritual. You’re just high".

Reason # 128 why my sweetie won’t get a tattoo where she can’t see it. Me – I got Jesus on the back of my neck. It was a going away present from my former co-workers at the Bryant Lake Bowl. I as leaving that job to go into ministry full time. Yeah – for about 6 years up until this past June it said "Je" – the first part of Jesus. Then a friend who I worked with on design team for the Young Adult Festival at GC06 told me that is all it said. Not Jesus. Just Je. Definitely not as cool as "just jack" either. I got it fixed. Oh beware spiritual inkers. Beware.

Thanks N. You rock.

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