farting is ALWAYS funny

I heart these people.

I get their daily email, about how to live greener. Its a little daily reminder of how simple changes or ideas can change our planet. I heart them – and commend them to you.

Anyway – todays email reads "Butt of the Joke"
Well call me a permanent sixth grader, I don’t mind. Farting is just funny.
Here’s the tip for today.

Tired of being the butt of the (fart) joke?

The Bite
Pop a few natural gas relief tabs, and you’ll have the last laugh. And no, we’re not pulling your finger.

The Benefits

  • Toot less. Stop those "You
         smelt it, you dealt it" accusations before they start.
  • Pollute less. Human gas sometimes
         contains CO2 and/or methane (both greenhouse gases) and the average adult
         passes gas 14-23 times per day.
  • Relief for veg-heads.
         Because of their diets, vegetarians and vegans tend to fart more than
         omnivores. Now there are anti-fart formulas without animal products.

Personally Speaking
It wasn’t us.

Wanna Try

                   

                   

                  

BANG FOR THE BITE


                          You’ll
pollute the air a little less, but adopting this tip is mostly about giving
Biters (and anyone within a 5-ft radius) some non-comic relief.

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Farm animals account for 20% of global methane emissions, but most is produced by burping, not farting.

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